I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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