I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
