Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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