I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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