I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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