Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
are you so shy because you have an std?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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