How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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