I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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