No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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