I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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