We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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