that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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