Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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