I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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