You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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