I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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