On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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