i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
