I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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