I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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