I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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