Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
