seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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