What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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