Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
operation harelip BJ is a go
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
