wat bout pragnant strippers??
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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