i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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