please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
