i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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