There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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