john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Sex in the backyard? Check.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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