So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Randomize
