youre lurking in front of me
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I think my moral compass just broke
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
