I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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