My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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