Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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