But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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