i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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