i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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