i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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