hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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