$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
