Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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