It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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