Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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