I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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