she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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