I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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