in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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