it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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