So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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