Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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