A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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