some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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