Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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