I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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